The Signs As The Room Quotes

Aries: “YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!”
Taurus: “Chicken, Peter, you’re just a little chicken. Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheeep.”
Gemini: “I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.”
Cancer: “I’m so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much.”
Leo: “Johnny’s my best friend.”
Virgo: “Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.”
Libra: “Why, Lisa, why, WHY?!”
Scorpio: “It’s bullshit, I did not hit her. I did noooot. Oh hi Mark.”
Sagittarius: “I like you very much. Lover… boy.”
Capricorn: “Everybody betrayed me! I’m fed up with this world.”
Aquarius: ENTIRE FLOWERSHOP SCENE
Pisces: “Anyway, how’s your sex life?”