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shaydee604:

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

holy shit

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

was not expecting that handstand jfc

im crying actual tears this is sheer beauty

especially because bc im indian and indian people dance like this as well

they truly captured the essence of our culture im laughing so hard

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE TUMBLR KNEW THAT THERE IS A PART 2

as an Indian who appreciates this kind of promotion of Daler Mehndi’s “tunak tunak tun”, i have to reblog this

siivekaspaskapostaaja:

returquoise:

improfem:

johniaurens:

commander-ledi:

commander-ledi:

im in physical pain every day because finnish tumblr users have the weirdest urls ever but nobody knows it because the urls are in finnish

seriously its shit like moomin-rectal-prolapse, jesus-spanker, foreskin-cum-burrito, turbo-bream-orgy and satan’s-titty-slurper and so on. and im not exaggerating at all. and this is not small minority among finnish tumblr blogs, its more like the standard to have urls like these. and none of you non-finnish-speakers have seen this mess because its written in finnish

i just spent a couple minutes going thru finnish tumblr tags. here’s a short list of some of my faves

roughly “chaotically fertilized” (or maybe inseminated? sikin sokin doesn’t really have a direct translation but it’s kinda like, willy nilly, disorganized, chaotic… like things can be “sikin sokin” (messy, disorganized, chaotic) on ur desk or in a drawer)

pourtmanteau of carousel (karuselli) and celery (selleri)

the lord’s vagina (vittu technically means like. the whole of the genitalia associated w vaginas not just the vagina, and is a curse word that has a denotion that boils down to abt the same as c*nt when used to refer to genitals, but with the severity/social acceptance level/usage of “fuck.” if you can put “fuck” there you can put “vittu” there. herra/the lord means specifically The Lord in the religious sense here)

foreplayground

satan’s pineapple

pourtmanteau of mental illness (mielisairaus) and dinosaur (dinosaurus)

extreme diarrhea

dick mountain

sex toy box

self-beer-er, roughly, but it’s a pun/joke on flasher (itsensäpaljastaja, lit self exposer) and beer (kalja)

@pikkuinen

I’m adding a few as well because I’ve loved these things since I joined Tumblr.

A portmanteau of umbilical cord and tightrope walker = umbilical cord walker.

The new shit house (outhouse), written in the style of 1500s.

The never-ending [state of being] fucking annoyed. Please refer to the entry “herranvittu” for the use of vittu.

I-won’t-give-up-beer.

Radical fuck satan.

Repe Sorsa is the Finnish name of Daffy Duck, so rebel-duck is not far off.

my translation skills might not be the best but let me add some:

onion of modesty

seashell fetish

broccoli worm

blueberry hater

gay drumming

brutal banana

ok first you need to know that the word “bead” is the same as “pearl” in finnish. so this could be pourtmanteau of analbeads and seashell, or anal pearl seashell.