rebel-in-tartan:

Why have I been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes?

adifags:

how do people get boyfriends. Genuinely like spill the tea

wereralph:

orcoftheday:

today’s orc of the day is: You

holder-of-stars:

whitestmexicanyouwillknow:

tenfandoms:

timesarehardfornewsies:

girls-who-love-stars:

lostenemies:

list of men i trust:

• john mulaney
• andy samberg

• Terry Crews

• Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

• Tom Holland

• Lin-Manuel Miranda

john cena

Nick offerman

Chris Evans

just-shower-thoughts:

Irony is cutting down trees to print more copies of “The Lorax”.

triwizarded:

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

southernsideofme:

snarthurt:

millenial from the year 1910: the moving picture show has fucking destroyed my sense of humor like i only laugh at shit like this now *video of a clown throwing a pie at the uptight and hoity toity town mayor*