freedom4pizza:

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

gryffindorssource:

Hagrid: Well Just Harry, did you ever do anything you couldn’t explain when you were angry or scared?

Harry: Well this one time i slapped a bitch

sweetlyprofoundwizard:

Dumbledore: I’m so generous

Dumbledore: 10 points to Dumbledore

jumex:

Some days I’m like..fashion doesn’t matter….some days I’m like. Fashion is all we have

dimetrodone:

K pop fandom creeps me out for numerous reasons but one weird thing  is that it’s the only music following I can think of where I have never actually seen the fans talk about the actual music. 

elodieunderglass:

repaircat:

Okay but cross-stitching is literally just acoustic pixel art and you can’t convince me otherwise

I’ll consider this, OP, because I’m open-minded, but I suspect this is a

cursèd revelation

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

legitimatelala:

signlesstheredbloodedtroll:

toriana2nice:

toriana2nice:

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

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