THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION
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horror game: turn up the volume and use headphones for the best experience!
me:horror game: adjust the brightness until the symbol is barely visible
me:horror game: play alone at night!
me:
hey hey HEY now wait a minute
“I know theres supposed to be a 3d effect but I don’t oH FUCK”
me remembering all of the personal information I’ve shared with ppl I no longer talk to:
maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle
Does everyone just inexplicably know this
#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies
Imagine if Thor still had his hammer during infinity war:
Peter Parker: hey! Hey mister Thor! You dropped this!
Peter: *holding mijonir*
Thor: *looks down to see this tiny innocent child*
Thor:…
Loki: …
Hulk: …
Avengers: …
Thanos: …
Everyone else: …
Tony: see him? That’s my kid. Right there. In the Spider-Man suit.
Tony: kid you’re doing great!
Tony: he’s the best. A literal angel.
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