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HP AU
Harry Potter AU where everything is the same except Fred Weasley is fucking alive and happy
Charile: so no dragons???
Charlie:*smashes broom*
Charlie:*breaks phone*
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
BUT BIGGER
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
if there’s one thing to be thankful for its that tumblr has no group chat function it’s either a one-on-one faceoff in an alleyway or you’re outside on ur porch w a megaphone
a quiet place (2018)
me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*
News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.
I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.
I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.
i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities
This made my day so much fucking better
Rhodey: Listen up everyone! Tony’s upset.
Rhodey: Peter, it’s time to turn the cuteness up to 11.
Rhodey: *pinches Peters cheeks*
Peter: I’ve trained my whole life for this moment.
















