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penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Boromir lives AU where instead of being around for the events of Two Towers and ROTK he just kind of shows up in Minas Tirith after the Ring is destroyed all bloody & bedraggled like ‘you GUYS i had to swim all the way back what the hELL’

Aragorn: *watching Boromir’s funeral boat drift away* you checked for a pulse right Legolas

Legolas, who definitely does not know how human pulses work: sure did!!

mynameismeowmeow:

dragonsir:

cryptoriawebb:

wancemcwain:

micaxiii:

kubo-kubo:

stydiaherondale:

just imagine the jokes LMAO

you fools, deadpool would be proud of it

Deadpool in the next movie: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I VOICED PIKACHU!”

deadpool, holding two wires connected to an active car battery bout to crisp a motherfucker: ohoho this bring back memories

@starspatter

*cocks gun* Pika pika, motherfucker

“sorry dickweed, i’m the one pokemon you’re never gonna catch”

kestrel337:

obeechris:

cybergata:

rina_takei

“Why did it take you 10 minutes to clean 1 window?”
“There was a cat.”

No but. This person is hanging from a harness several stories in the air, on what appears to be a chilly and/or windy day. And they took time to play with a cat.

Humans, man. They’re fascinating.

mojave-red:

sundown88:

I guess that’s one way to do it. 😆

This guy is living in 2118

ifreakinglovemarshmallows:

purpleskiesandcherrypies:

southernsideofme:

Why slam the door once when you can do it three fucking times?

God all of these are so damn inefficient it gives me anxiety 😂

falconpunchyourmom:

onlyblackgirl:

You know what, I’m not even mad. Sometimes it just be like that.

lmfao yoooo zero fucks.

huffylemon:

j4ckwynand:

“I can’t do that, it gives me anxiety” vs. “it gives me anxiety because I haven’t done it” = unstoppable force vs. immovable object

elizabitchtaylor:

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

Source: d-voldo