jane the virgin: portraying a bisexual man in a healthy relationship and slaying biphobes since 2017
Itâs really interesting what she says âI canât give you what a man can.â A lot of gay men avoid relationships with bi men because they worry that they canât provide what a woman can. People, gay or straight, think that for a bi person the grass is always greener on the other side.
Straight men and lesbians have said the same. Itâs insecurity rooted in the notion that bi people have all the options constantly at their fingertips AND are insatiable. We donât choose a team, we choose a person. A failure to understand this mostly boils down to people not believing bisexuality is real.
this is my favorite image on the face of the earth and im going to ruin it by trying to paint this tomorrow cause i have no artistic ability, using water color, which i have no experience with except like painting when i was 5. ill be liveblogging the probable failure. stay tuned.
looking good so far, i might have done it in the wrong order cause im not sure how im going to get the detail in over the back ground, but my water color kit came with some practice paper so i didnât ruin a whole canvas
its not exactly going to planâŚ.
his eyes are so unseeing
okay, i need to reblog him again cause look at his stupid dinky flippers. he looks like a bad cartoon not the majestic selkie that he is. i keep saying im so mad but laughing at how ridiculous he looks
not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i donât give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric wizard travelling the world looking for magical animals and teaching us the power of friendship
newtâs character should have been like the crocodile hunter but in a wizard hat send tweet
Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceshipâs spending allowance? Like:Â
âI see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?âÂ
âOh well, if we donât rub that on our teeth twice daily the bacteria living in my mouth will begin to devour me teeth.âÂ
ââŚNoted.âÂ
âI have also noticed several large shipments of specific medications, and a variety of individually packaged absorbent material – however injury records do not show sufficient numbers to justify these recurrent deliveries.âÂ
âAh, yeah, itâs not really an injury per say. As part of our natural reproductive cycle approximately half the population will shed the lining of one of their internal organs and expel it.â
ââŚthat is the most horrifying thing that I have ever heard.â
âYeah.â
âDoes such a process not hurt?â
âThatâl be what the medicationâs for. Pain killers for the cramps, birth control to stop the process.âÂ
ââŚand your reasoning behind the fully functional, high-tech entertainment system?âÂ
âOkay, that we could probably do without. But in our defence that was actually insisted on as a standard feature of all fleet-ships expected to encounter Terrans. Admiral PloâKaght insisted on it. Something about bored humans and a an illegal betting ring featuring a cleaning robot with a knife strapped to it going up against a human with a mop?âÂ
ââŚI believe I should speak with my superiors.âÂ
I love how Stabby the Roomba has become such a consistent in-joke among these sorts of blogs.
Galactic hero stabby the roomba: his legend continues