slightmood:

not to bring attention to a sensitive topic but I want to enjoy a nice bike ride with a little cat sitting in the front basket

radiant-mercy:

lion-prince:

me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that

me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??

me: (buys food) a wise decision

me: (sees a thing I want) damn I wish I had money for that

shot-of-truth:

ashtonsunshine:

shot-of-truth:

idk if i should laugh or cry

History repeats itself.

i’m CACKLING

pianoaround:

8 Hands, 1 Piano! Watch more!

shetanshadowwolf:

orangeyjuicy:

jasmancer:

jasmancer:

Steve Rogers uses voice to text to send texts and formats them like a telegram

HEY BUCK STOP SAM AND I ARE OUT SHOPPING STOP WANT US TO PICK UP SOME TAKEOUT STOP

Steve rogers fully understands that this is not the correct way to text. He just likes the absolute outrage it causes every time someone receives a text from him and wants to see how many times he can make the same people explain texting to him until they realize. Sam is currently at 14 times, beating out tony who’s at nine. Twice now shuri has facetimed him after reading bucky’s texts. He’s also managed to convince thor that this is the Earth Way to text and it’s great

HC fully accepted.

youngfemto:

Moms should live forever

castiel-knight-of-hell:

pyotr-kirillovich-bezukhov:

squiddleprincess:

From now on I will only accept love triangles if they end in:

Polyamory

The main character rejecting both love interests and staying single

The two love interests giving up on the main character because how hard is it to make a damn choice?

4. The two love interests realizing they love each other more than the main character and the main character getting together with someone that wasn’t even part of the triangle proper.

5. All three characters realizing they’re better as friends and going go kart racing