getting up at 6 am by choice: wow what a beautiful sunrise! the house is so peaceful and quiet. i feel really tired but i don’t have to do anything but just sit here and enjoy the morning. what a pleasant feeling
getting up at 6 am because you have to: these covers draped upon my mortal coil have become the dirt above my casket. my corpse refuses to unsettle the earth to rise from its grave. i have been dead for centuries and have no intentions to assimilate once more into the tragic world of the living
In honour of the 117 snitches who voted having no confidence in me, I will be hosting the first ever Polygraph Party at the House of Commons, this Saturday at 8:00PM
How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!
Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)
Never let it be said that I don’t give the people what they want (UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE *side eyes Marvel*)
A better question is why the fuck is he naked under his armour?? Wouldn’t that hurt? If you wanna get stark naked he’s gotta have clothes to begin with
You’re right. We deserve naked Tony AND the undersuit.
i can’t believe op didn’t include avengers prime, which is perhaps my favorite instance of Naked Tony Stark™
JUST DO IT MARVEL! IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE LAST 3 AVENGERS MOVIES
SHOW US THE IRONDICK
Omg. Its back.
So thats where we got the term ‘Stark Naked’ literally naked Tony Stark omg im wheezing
it got better
I’m sorry, are you telling me there was an occasion where a naked Tony Stark flicked a flower and a few blades of grass at a someone and got a reaction that wasn’t “are you serious”???
#you know who would put the irondick in? taika #he would put the most glorious stark naked u ever saw in a4 I stg
This person knows what they’re talking about
Bless me.
This is the most ridiculous thirst post ever. Thank you.
Give us the irondick.
Now that we’ve seen the bat dick, can we see the irondick?? I mean I know the batdick isn’t from the same universe but mARVEL, IF DC GAVE US WHAT WE DIDN’T WANT WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE US WHAT WE WANT???
It’s occurred to me that RDJ might be uncomfortable doing this. Of course, the comfort of the actors is always a concern to me. As such, if it comes to that, I suggest either a body double or CGI.
RDJ would most likely be comfortable with it as long as he actual dick was covered.
He’s got mostly naked before.
Dick out or nothing. #give the irondick liberty or give us death
I mean. His children are watching this movies if i were him i wouldn’t like them to see the irondick u know?
Cover their eyes
cover their eyes.
That’s what I do with my brother when we watch game of thrones
*winston duke voice* uhh this is a Disney movie
Tell Disney to meet me in the pit.
Viva le revoldicktion
Viva le revoldicktion
*le gasp* ITS BACK!
I will never leave, never rest, not until we have been granted our Stan Lee granted RIGHTS!
iron dick, iron dick, iron dick, irON DICK, IRON DICK,
if iron man was a girl this thread would not exist
You’ve chosen the wrong person — because not only am I bisexual, I am all for destroying this country’s weird discomfort with sex and nudity where graphic violence isn’t as bad as showing a butt for five seconds.
I dont know if I’m proud or dissapointed. This is the largest thread I’ve ever read , and it’s about Tony Stark’s dick.
Interesting question: Is this thread as long as the irondick? We don’t know because Marvel won’t show us!
please why does this keep showing up on my dash
*ominous chanting* Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,
Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,
Iron-Dick, IRON-DICK
The devil works hard …
but the leader of le Revoldicktion works harder
It’s nice to be appreciated.
This post is too fuckin large…. kinda like the irondick
No, perfect size, also like the irondick.
this post has appeared before me yet again
unlike the irondick
juST MAKE THE MOVIES R-18 AND DONE
GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
rdj has had his dick out on set for like the last 30 years that man don’t give a fuck. less than zero? naked fur? naked wonder boys? mostly naked friends & lovers? wearing panties and also naked restoration? he literally runs down a hall with nothing more than feathers? attached to his dick 1969? almost naked, runs around in his underwear sherlock holmes? mostly naked random photoshoots? mostly naked
he’d do a naked tony scene faster than you could say “give me the irondick”
Only thing stopping us now is Marvel. Now, I maybe only five feet tall and completely non-intimidating on a physical level, but for the Revoldicktion? You better your ass I would fight them and WIN.
*openly sobbing* Beautiful
Me trying to figure out why i’m following this account: Oh yeah this exists
THIS POST IS GONNA BE LONGER THAN
The IRONDICK
LONGERRRRR AND BIGGER AND BETTER
And good bye *Screee*
*adds to make it longer*
Thiccccccccccc
Thicc like the irondick
Good god y’all are thirsty
thirsty and proud
Someone translate “thirsty and proud” to Latin, because that is now my official motto
As an IronStrange fan & on behalf of its fans, You are very welcome
ISPI – Ironstrange Shippers in Pursuit of Irondick
I see this post in a daily basis! I think it’s time for me to reblog it as well!
I too demand Irondick!
This is the longest post I’ve ever seen and it’s just pure thirst.
Iloveit!
Here on the irondick post, we are THIRSTY AND PROUD! SILENTIS SITIENTIQUE!
I love how quickly this goes from “iron dick” to “destroy the norms” to “give me ironstrange” all the while keeping the actor(s) in question in mind and calling out Disney/Marvel’s shit without getting out of hand
It’s what I’m here for
Honestly, I loathe this post but I’m not gonna block it cause I feel like it’ll be important in the future. But I really hate the fucking irondick Post
*finger guns*
It disappeared for a while from my dash, but now I understand. It was biding its time and growing more and more powerful.
I hate it and love it.
i think i’ve reblogged this about fifty times bec im scared that if i dont @incorrect-ironstrange will kill me
😉
If I see this fucking post again…… @incorrect-ironstrange go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.
I shan’t
HELL YES THIS IS BACK ON MY DASH!!!!
TIME TO GIVE THE IRON DICK SOME MORE LENGTH..
Hoof….
That sounded much dirtier in text then it did in my head.
This post is a fucking monster and I’ve seen it raised from an egg.
This is kind of scaring me now.
🙂
It has been two weeks since this was last on my dash…. that’s a crime
God this is a long post and also I wanna see tony fight thanos bare naked if it is the last thing I ever see again
If Tony Stark’s dick is the last thing I see before I die, I will have died happy
DICKS OUT FOR THE IRON DICK
Everything out for the irondick. Nude protests. This is how we will achieve our goals.
How the hell did this get in my drafts
Longs posts give me anxiety for some reason so I’m literally dying cause of this post
Wtf is this
Revolution
Make it longer. Make it thicc-er. Give it glory.
All Hail the IronDick. All Hail the RDJ. All hail the Revolution.
And if I die for this revolution, write the words on my tomb that Sydney Carton spoke: ‘It’s a far, far better thing I do than I ever have; It’s a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known.’
That’s beautiful. Truly, a service to the revoldicktion.
Always remember
Let us never give in in these trying times
Viva lerevoldicktion
Let the Irondick live on
Staff can’t stop us! Keep fighting!
VIVA LE REVOLDICKTION!!!!!
Picture this: the year is 2020. Marvel has been decimated for not giving the public what they want and if you hear the chants, the terrible chants, of “irondick, irondick, irondick,” run. they are coming. pray you can escape.
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