opposite-of-a-problem:

critical-perspective:

featus:

mycaell:

theproblematicblogger:

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

Objection, your honor. There has been no scam.
The
defendant

clearly stated that they would tell the plaintiff’s girlfriend if the plaintiff bought the defendant a pizza. It was the failure of the plaintiff to heed the terms before agreeing to them that resulted in his infidelity being exposed.

Sustained.

Source: theproblematicblogger

schmergo:

thegestianpoet:

tokoboldlygo:

the ancient finns participated in bear worship rituals which largely involved singing magical songs to convince a bear they’d just killed (since bears can reincarnate and would be mad at them) that it wasn’t their fault and that the bear had accidentally killed itself

level 20 bard + necromancer + druid party antics 

That’s great, but I automatically read that as ‘Bear workshop rituals’ and assumed that the ancient Finns had a version of Build-A-Bear 

mielipuolistapaskaa:

saatanantonttu:

rebel-sorsa:

Päätin huikata bussikuskille kun astuin ulos bussista. En osannut päättää pitäiskö sanoo ‘moikka’ vai ‘kiitti’ joten huusin täysillä “Mikki!” ja juoksin ulos niin nopeaa kuin kintuista lähti

Tää on samaa luokkaa sen kanssa ku se yks tumputtaja oli huikannut kassaneidille “Kivi” ja lähtenyt lätkimään

tekee niin pahaa lukee näitä

anarcho-kaibaism:

hot-chubbies-with-cheese:

jerryterry:

vodka-zamolodchikova:

me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]

my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y

Me, realizing my mistake, reopening Chrome and preparing to mash ctrl+shift+T to bring them all back one by one:

My computer:

my computer watching me click the “Restore” option for all of my tabs after shutting down unnaturally:

You should all be detained ASAP