amishfighterpilot:

minimalist: hey, check out my room. it’s only got three expensive things in it. guess i’m just a little more evolved than everyone else.

me, tripping over a box of junior high school homework assignments i keep because i think i might have some use for them someday: sorry, what?

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has 4000 odd levels and it took her 4 years to complete. she even emailed them asking when there would be more levels and they told her she could play their other games or replay the existing levels jklsdkflsdf

the only true gamer

tikkunolamorgtfo:

8foldhero:

queersamus:

ablogthingy:

aspieragus:

buzzfeedtasty:

An Intro To Indian Dishes, by BuzzFeed India

Food Network is shook!

Give this girl her own show!!!

“because mom said so” is literally how i learned to cook i’m screaming

“you don’t have that kind of time, and are secretly wishing for this emotional release” M O O D

If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead.