What the signs need to shut the fuck up about in 2016 (this is a call out post)

Aries: Kanye West
Taurus: Alcohol
Gemini: Video Games
Cancer: Lana Del Rey
Leo: Dogs
Virgo: America
Libra: Themself
Scorpio: The Beatles
Sagittarius: Memes
Capricorn: Jesus
Aquarius: Cartoons for adults
Pisces: Water