Hello! I am learning Finnish, and there’s something I’m confused about: Who is this Jonne everyone seems to know? From what I’ve gathered “Jonne” is just a finnish name and unlike Lumi or Unelma isn’t based on a word…

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haha okay. so. this is jonne, say hi to him. 

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In that photo he is saying that his mother is not buying him ES Energy Drink anymore so his big brother is going to beat her up

tomorrow. 

This is ES, his favourite drink.  

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Nowadays he is

pissed because the age limit for that drink is 15.  Jonne is 12 or 13. In some cases, he can be even 15, 16 or 17. But definitely under 18 years old. That is why jonnet ei muista (jonnes don’t remember). If you google jonnet ei muista you will find many things they can’t remember.

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Jonne also likes to play CS (while drinking ES), drive a moped and yell memes in school corridors. and use d instead of t and g instead of k. they are the best. :DD and smileys :DDDDD

Jonne has some friends. one of his best friends is Make who is always doing crazy things. Hence the saying ei viddu mage. according to some sources he is now dead because he drink es while driving. rip in

peace mage.

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His other friend is Joni. Joni owes money to many but is never able to

pay. Hence the saying joni maksa velat (joni

pay the debts).

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This is Jonne’s friend Hermanni. He has a piece of jewellery, like this video says.

There is also the mysterious Viljamin Veli (Viljami’s brother) who is teaching Jonne all the neat stuff like hacking.

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