teamnowalls:

lilwhitbit:

lilwhitbit:

Omg I’m in the nail salon and this girl who looks vaguely familiar is like “OMG WHITLEY???!! GIRL HOW ARE YOU!”

and I’m like “I’m good girl how bout you? You look great!” Not knowing who the fuck she is or where I know her from

And long story short I’m going to some sort of function with her and other people tonight and I still don’t know who this girl is

Update:

So we get there and I’m like I gotta come clean so I tell her “okay so listen, you’re gonna probably laugh your ass off but I honestly don’t remember us meeting before haha but I’m always down to meet and chill with new people, you seem super nice!”

and she’s like “I’m not surprised you forgot, you were trashed haha”

She tells me we met at my friends halloween party and I was DRUNK AS FUCK(tbh I blacked out. Tequila smh) and I apparently complimented her on her costume and makeup and we sat talking about makeup for like 15 minutes and I stayed with her in the bathroom while she was throwing up and when I started to throw up she stayed with me and put my hair in a ponytail for me. She also put my vampire teeth in my purse so I wouldn’t lose them.

ANYWAYS last night we had a blast, we click so well and we’re gonna go get our nails done together in two weeks!!!!

This is easily the most off the wall shit that has happened to me in 2016

Moral of the story is: other drunk girls you make friends with at a party can actually be your friend sober

sagittarius