harrypotterchatrooms:

*percy complaining about his family and grades *

Fred,Ginny,Ron,George,Bill,and Charlie: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU

wlwkara:

shout out to phones for pausing music when u unplug headphones bc im really not out here to blast waterloo by abba to a train full of people

safelov:

kardashiansfuckyeah:

reblog this or you’ll have bad luck for 44 days and 12 nights

i would reblog this with no threat why you gotta be like that

movingtomarzipan:

john mulaney and linda from bobs burgers have the same aura

cassian-andork:

The problem with infinity war is that Tony Stark, Peter Parker and Doctor Strange just waltzed themselves over to the secondary location and if they’d listened to Bittenbinder then those dumbasses would have known that THE ODDS OF COMING BACK ALIVE FROM THE SECONDARY LOCATION ARE SLIM TO NONE

a113cowgirl:

• “God can’t hear you.”
• “Let’s change the subject!”
• “How are you better than a nazi?”
• “How does John know how to make a cosmopolitan?”
• “One black coffee.”
• “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”

queendido:

What’s weird about John Mulaney is that all his anecdotes are EXTREMELY and WILDLY specific and personal and there is no way on this green earth that I, a nearly 20 year old woman who’s never done ANYTHING, should relate to it and YET