rachelamberish:

Thanos: “Give me the tesseract”

Loki, God of Mischief, pulling on his engraved tesseract clip and throwing it in the gutter: “You want it? Go get it! S T RE E T S M A R T S!”

lucys-preston:

1. Buy money clip (engraved?)

kyl0-renegade:

Official petition for John Mulaney to guest on Brooklyn 99 as a cop modeled after JJ Bittenbinder

starknesskenobi:

Sauron: Give me the ring

Frodo -attempts throwing the ring but can’t-

Sam -snatches the ring from Frodo throws it- : STREET SMARTS

bagatelizacja:

when i grow up i want to become a john mulaney

bitchycode:

you never realise how long a minute is until you’re exercising

flcralgogh:

how come in infinity war they didnt just kiss the infinity stones off thanos’s fingers like in robin hood