evikholin:

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

the-real-ted-cruz:

the-real-ted-cruz:

can you imagine the memes during the Black Plague

praltajake:

praltajake:

2012 was truly the PEAK of music. call me maybe? iconic. somebody that i used to know? iconic. what makes you beautiful? iconic. some nights? iconic. starships? iconic. whistle? iconic. everybody talks? iconic. party rock anthem? iconic. boyfriend? iconic. THE LIST GOES ON. we will never again experience a similar period of bop after bop.

the sheer NUMBER of people who take this seriously is quite astounding

saakelinsuolasirotin:

Joskus ihmisten pitäis vaan mennä saunaan, heittää löylyä ja kysyä itseltään: “Mitähä helevettiä?”

Lukiotoverini antoi maailman parhaimman neuvon

annabellioncourt:

aprilwitching:

candles are how we keep fires as pets

this is unnecessarily adorable

moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time

joshnumbilin:

surprisebitch:

judeoceltische:

sugarcubesaresexy:

charlesoberonn:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

so my mom needed a dress for a wedding so she went to neiman marcus and tried this on and sneaked some pictures

then she showed them to my grandmother and with almost a 50 year sewing career she made an exact replica of the dress for her

no one tops my grandma tbh

You illegally downloaded a dress…

I’ve said this before, but Grandma’s a very skilled seamstress.

the dress your grandma made actually looks better!

Grandma did it without the ugly side seem!

unculture:

crypticdatesuggestions:

at 5am you may catch a glimpse of Them in the mist

wakandanpaladin:

zagreus:

bawwksee:

zagreus:

agigabyte:

zagreus:

gokuderas-ponytail:

zagreus:

zagreus:

does anyone want to see the third most distressing and inexplicable thing i’ve seen on facebook this year?

op where’s the other two

are you sure you’re ready? i don’t think you are

Yes we are.

you asked for it….. here’s the second most distressing thing i’ve seen on facebook this year

WHERE’S THE MOST DISTRESSING ONE OP

on your own head be it……

they protected us

m4ge:

m4ge:

im a whole entire 21 year old woman and i just drove a toddler-sized electric jeep covered in pictures of frozen characters down a street so i could park it in a garage. i couldnt fit in the seats so i sat on the trunk of the mini vehicle. im not currently wearing contact lenses or glasses so i couldnt actually see anything. i was squinting and grimacing the entire time in an effort to focus on not crashing and dying. let it go was blasting through the speakers

(rolls up to your apartment building in a comically small jeep that hits a maximum of 8mph, squinting so hard my entire face is contorted into a grimace, love is an open door squeaking through the speakers) hey what’s up im your uber