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mousethephoenix:

crowtrobot:

good reaction image for when u see a Bad Post on your dash

writhe:

writhe:

“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

this is what was happening if anyone was wondering 

bepeu:

me: it was just a dream

me (internally): .. or prophecy ..

wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

coldaethyl:

ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa:

So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, “I mean no disrespect, but here—”

I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.

To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest,  ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”

THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.

Reblogging because this is freakin’ important

asafeplanet:

library date?? coffee shop date??? museum date?? art gallery date?? stargazing date?? napping date?? picnic date??? yes

zagreus:

madmanswords:

zagreus:

zagreus:

it’s friday! post horse mouth bird

Ned, how do I remove this from my memory?

you can’t! he lives there now!

darthstarkiller:

setheverman:

ok, but what’s the mood for the month of august?

jonbutter:

when ur scrollin thru tumblr while eating lunch and porn comes up