Put John Mulaney on Brooklyn Nine-Nine you cowards

Suomi-iskelmä kymysyspeli

1. Vasara ja nauloja: Pahasti pieleen mennyt DIY-projekti?

2. Kesän lapsi: Oletko ollut alasti julkisella paikalla?

3. Teetä ja paahtoleipää: Minkä rappioaterian söit viimeksi?

4. Aikuinen nainen: Oletko koskaan laulanut karaokea?

5. Hopeinen kuu: Saatko täysikuusta päänsärkyä?

6. Ukkometso: kuka on mielestästi suurin ÄIJJJÄ?

7. Täällä Pohjantähden alla: Mitä mieltä olet avaruudesta?

8. Mahtava peräsin ja pulleat purjeet: Isoimmat turn-onit

9. Rosvo-Roope: Mikä on rikollisinta mitä olet tehnyt?

10. Kuubalainen serenadi: Epätavallinen matkakohde jonne haluaisit?

11. Hento kuiskaus: Oletko kokenut jotain paranormaalia? Mitä?

12. Kaksi vanhaa puuta: Millainen haluat olla vanhana?

13. Perutaan häät: Oletko koskaan vahingossa pilannut jonkun toisen parisuhteen?

14. Kuka keksi rakkauden: Kuka keksi rakkauden?

15. Laivat: Lapsuusmuisto jonka todenperäisyydestä et ole varma?

16. Tässä Memee Vielä Hetki: Meemeintä mitä olet tehnyt?

17. Mun sydämeni tänne jää: Mikä paikka on sinulle erityisen rakas?

18. Satulinna: Unelmakämppä?

19. Päivänsäde ja menninkäinen: Mitä tyhmää luulit lapsena?

20. Ei tippa tapa: Pahin kännisekoilu?

drinks from the simpsons rated

hotboyproblems:

unbornwhiskeyy:

thekwikemart:

bart’s hot cocoa marshmallow

is it still technically a drink? who cares! grampa wanted a slice and i do too 10/10

skittlebrau

i’m still waiting for some artisanal craft beer company to crowdfund the actualisation of skittlebrau 9/10

malk

brittle bones are a small price to pay for all that vitamin r 7/10

the all-syrup super squishee

this drink comes with consequences. are you prepared for what that might mean? 5/10

shelbyville turnip juice

turnip juice is a real thing apparently? who looked at a turnip and wanted to drink it? 3/10

homer’s morning glass of syrup

my teeth are crying 0/10

marge’s homemade pepsi

an undefinable and unknowable entity ?/10

lays liquid potato chips

i’ve got questions and they’re all about how i can forget i ever had to think about this 0/10

worcestershire flavoured soft drink

carbonated worcestershire is truly a cursed concept 0/10

a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat

the bartender requires you to sign a waiver before he serves you. this drink takes you to a strange new place where the man whose hat you are drinking from tells you the meaning of life in a way you are never able to articulate after you regain consciousness number eight/10

this is, obviously i think, the best post on this site. we all can stop posting now. i feel such relief

now hold on just a minute, op forgot a few essentials

tomacco juice

tomacco was the produce made by homer, when mixing tobacco and tomatoes after putting a plutonium rod in the ground near tobacco and tomato plants. considering tomacco was highly addictive, repulsive + possibly deadly 0/10

flaming homer/flaming moe

the secret ingredient in the flaming homer and flaming moe is krusty’s non-narkotik kough syrup for kids, probably more addictive than tomacco but everyone seemed to love it so 9/10

ned flander’s hot cocoa from the simpsons movie

this is the same cocoa that made bart mutter “oh my god” 22/10

alaiha:

chvkwve:

I like being invited to things.
I don’t necessarily like going
But I like being invited.

rnyfh:

me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload: